Qualicum Beach

Town on Vancouver Island, BC. There's only two types of people who live there old people in the retirement homes and natives on the reserves. They don't allow any big name stores in the town, so if your looking for some McDonalds then go else where.

"You would think Qualicum Beach would have a McDonalds by now, with all the old people and natives it would be a huge success!"

by Louie Kay March 12, 2007

beach haven

the place everyone wishes they had a beach house. a place where having a bike is far more important than having a car. you can spend the whole day at the beach (surfing, boogeyboarding because you KNOW we got THE best surf in the world) then go mini golfing at mr. tee’s or spend the night at fantasy island. or you could spend the afternoon shopping in bay village. you could even spend the day at the water park thundering surf! if it’s a wednesday night, go grab some snacks from murphy’s and watch the concert in the park. when your hungry, lord know you want chicken or the egg wings. oh and you know that beach haven has literally the best resteraunts in the world. beach haven is the best place on earth don’t fight me on this.

Friend: ugh i wish i had a beach house in beach haven!

Me: yea lol that place is THE shit

by damchicka March 12, 2018

beach sweater

High density full coverage back and chest hair worn on public beaches and office retreats staged at beach resorts.

Bruh! A seal!. No. Carter just 'stache-waxed his beach sweater..

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

Ex on the beach

Ex on the Beach is a British reality television series that is broadcast on MTV. The series was first announced in February 2014and premiered on 22 April 2014.The series is narrated by Irish comedian Andrew Maxwell

Ex on the beach

by mennäperille December 7, 2019

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021

Beach hopping

Visiting a variety of beaches within a days time span with a designated group of two or more people. Physical activities can be coordinated to be excecuted during these visits, some examples can include swimming, yoga, surfing, boogie boarding, etc.

I went beach hopping last Saturday with my college roommates .

by Ruky1zz November 11, 2018

Beach Parlade

When you walk up into the zone of destiny while the balls never stop you.in no time we make “look at all the people Bill they’re on the truth house” let them in to breath

I’ve never returns from the out in beach parlade

by Phzkinrre6 June 14, 2021