Poop Flute

While giving anal sex to someone who has diarrhea, you pull your penis out of them and they proceed to poop on your penis and then give you oral sex and clean all of the poop off of your penis.

Friend: What did you and her do last night?
You: She played with my poop flute all night.

Poop Flute by 1j2e May 17, 2026

whittle the flute 

To jerk off.

Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.

whittle the flute by pentozali October 20, 2012

Play the five-fingered flute 

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

Play the five-fingered flute by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man

Trace quit playing the saggy skin flute

saggy skin flute by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016

Blue vein flute 

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.

Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night

Blue vein flute by mrh@nky May 8, 2017

Two Stage Flute 

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

Two Stage Flute by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

Two Stage Flute 

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!

Two Stage Flute by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018