float

Someone who likes to be pleasured with whipped cream.

Stacey's a float. Last night we went through seven bottled of whipped cream, it was hot.

by gruetzmacher October 25, 2009

rascal flatts

the best country band ever.

not to mention the boys are hot too!

"Hey I love Rascal Flatts!"

"Yeah they are a pretty hot band!"

by BabyApe September 4, 2006

float

A large vehicle, usually propelled by an engine, used as a moving stage or mobile display in a parade.

In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.

In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.

The Dykes on Bikes lead the annual Poofters on Parade parade. Behind the Dykes roll 64 floats covered with mincing pouves, fluttering faerie queans, and swaggering butches.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

Flotty

A beautiful strong independent girl who you can trust not to go behind your back. She is very upfront and honest, but lovely at the same time. She is average height and curvy, with beautiful eyes. She is a good friend to have.

Alex: Woah, that chick is so hot!
Jacob: Yeah, she's almost as hot as flotty!
Alex: Flotty is hotter than Megan Fox.

Jacob: Alie!

by harrypotterfan1954 December 2, 2010

Floating Dough Fish

A piece of crap floating in the water.

When you are surfing near a sewage outlet and you look over and spot a floating dough fish...

by Dan Clifford June 14, 2005

float one

To fart, as with an air biscuit.

Person one: "What the fuck is that fucking smell?"
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."

Optional: "I totally floated one..."

by Halitosis9000 November 20, 2007

Flatts syndrome

A person who convulses while listing to rascal flatts ie highway 66

Bob has flatts syndrome

by undertakeisrock February 19, 2009