2 definitions by Halitosis9000

1
A loud, sometimes painful, fart that feels and sounds as though the anus and asscheeks are rapidly opening and closing with considerable force.
"Whoo, that was a serious clapper."
by Halitosis9000 October 31, 2007
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To fart, as with an air biscuit.
Person one: "What the fuck is that fucking smell?"
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."

Optional: "I totally floated one..."
by Halitosis9000 October 31, 2007
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