federally fucked up

1. (v.) Drinking/using narcotics to the point where you know longer have control of your body/mind. Usually accompanied by blackouts and in some cases, peeing on your girlfriends Super Nintendo.

2. (adj.) Used to describe something that a close friend or family member did to wrong you.

"Dude I got so federally fucked up last night I peed on my girl's printer. I don't remember SHIT."

"Did you hear that Mike stole Jim's girl then got her pregnant and left hit to raise the kid?"
"Damn, that's federally fucked up."

by DaKine1947 March 10, 2011

Federal

When somebody is looking extremely attractive.

Bro, we were at the club and she was lookin federal.

by Classyorphan12 October 3, 2019

Roger Federer

An excellent tennis player who repeatedly gets his Swiss ass handed to him by Nadal

me: did you see Roger Federer crying like a bitch
your mom: no
me: it was hilarious
your mom: yeah whatever
me: are you even paying attention?
your mom: sorry, i was counting the money on the dresser
me: well, is it all there?
your mom: yeah
me: then what are you waiting for? bend over so i can get my $37 worth
your mom: condom only
me: aw c'mon baby; it's my birthday
your mom: no!
me: aw c'mon
your mom: no!

by mobolaji suleiman February 3, 2009

Fegel

Face kegel. Face exercise performed by those who possess permanent bitch face to attempt to smile.

Bitch do your fegels before your face gets stuck like that.

by MissCMO February 22, 2015

Federal

Definition for somesing ugly or bad. Colombian ecuadorian roots.

que chica tan federal compai.
HEY! parce que lowrider tan federal.

by i unno i 4get it October 16, 2004

kevin federline

luckiest bastard in the world. the man you wish you were right now.

Kevin Fedrline is banging Britney Spears, you're not.

by v1cious December 13, 2004

Federated Social Media

The means to manage and maintain thousands of social media entries, comments and mentions in a bottom up and top-down, hierarchical manner. Such a framework is generally managed by a content management framework such that it provides greater control, speed and flexibility during periods of rapid and intense communications with stakeholders.

The only way to manage hundreds of spokespeople and web sites is through Federated Social Media.

by whyhire.me July 1, 2009