bingling dongle

Someone that is so silly and stupid you wonder how they are even still alive.

Perhaps even dumber than a schmogin' bono.

Aw man, this guy's such a bingling dongle! I can't believe he put his keys in the oven and his chicken in the ignition.

by johnismerry June 13, 2023

Swag-dang-diggler

A flaccid penis of at least 9” in length and above average girth

That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler

by Davedale August 4, 2019

Starfish Double Doggie

When you catch Stacy with a bud light and Klondike bar and see what she did for both…

Did you catch Stacy do that starfish double doggie?

by HornSwaggledDoubleD June 1, 2022

hit with a doggie

Don't know

She wants to ride me and have me hit with a doggie

by anonymous June 16, 2022

dongle

a physically abused penis, also known as a tainted tallywacker or a beaten beef

No

by Will Murtaugh February 10, 2003

Doogle

1) n. a name for anyone (stereotypically used by male surfters/skaters but now accepted by any race, sex, religion, and wealth)

2) ?. a way to start a conversation

3) replacing "um" or "like" in any sentence

4) Doogle is another way of saying Dude.

1) Doogle, that chick is hot tits.

2) Yo, what up Doogle? Swing from any giraffe tits lately?

3) Damn doogle, I just bonked my bean.

by Tony Spallone November 1, 2011

doggie art

skin artwork usually in the form of a tattoo of a butterfly on the small of a womans back. usually located centered just above the buttocks.

by n.l. October 25, 2003