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doggledick 

When one has excessive hair on and around the penis. This includes hair on the shaft of the penis.
So I was getting relly intimate with this guy last night, and when I pulled down his pants, all I could see was hair everywhere. He had a doggledick!
doggledick by platypus72 October 9, 2009
Words you can keep

Doubledicknigger 

When a nigger is such a dick,that calling him a dick, doesn't suffice.
Doubledicknigger Tyrone, that dildo motherfucker, has yet again broken the law!
Doubledicknigger by Fukaface! September 7, 2020

doubledicker 

v. The act of riding a motorcycle, as a man, with another man on the passenger seat behind you: "doubledicking" or "riding doubledicker" Generally regarded as gay and inexcusable among hardcore riders.

n. A dude who rides with another dude on the back of his motorcycle.
v. Oh, here comes Adam, riding doubledicker with Steve... nasty. Couldn't they have just taken the car?

n. Dave is a real doubledicker. He'll give his buddies rides before he gives girls rides.
doubledicker by fickdace October 13, 2009

Danny Dangledick 

Some faggot that tends to run around butt-ass-naked, raping little boys and sucking baby dicks. Doctor Dangledick loves to motorboat little girls' titties, and he loves cooter-kicking old ladies for his profession.
Dave: "Oh look, it's that Danny Dangledick guy sucking off a tiny toddler again, I hope he's having fun."
Danny Dangledick by DickoMode27 February 7, 2019

doppledick 

When you see someone in person, or in porn, with a dick identical to your own.
Whoa Dude, we're doppledicks!!!
doppledick by bluesummer April 4, 2016

Doubledicker 

A male who engages in the act of touching the opening of his penis to another man's penis opening.
Although Michael had to solicit a transvestite prostitute, the fact that their penis openings kissed made him an official doubledicker.
Doubledicker by Winston K Wolfe September 11, 2018

Doggydick 

Bro my boss just "doggydicked" me.
Sorry james i cant go to the concert, my mom said i gotta go to my dads. She "doggydicked" me
Doggydick by Annomous862 September 2, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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