girlfriend

something ill never ask because im to much of a pussy to ask girls out even when i know they like me. o well lol

-hey, why dont you ask anita out?
-because she doesnt like me
-yes she does im telling you!
-nah i dont think so
-youre so stupid
-i dont really wanta girlfriend anyway...

actual conversation

by Z3r0s3volution September 24, 2009

bad girlfriend

basically described by the band Theory of a Deadman in the song "bad girlfriend"

My Girlfriend's a dick magnet, My Girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's
Comin' back to my place tonight!
She likes to shake her ass, she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down, she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!

by iSleep May 20, 2010

girlfriend

A girl who has gotten a guy so whipped he doesn't go to the bathroom without permission and is completely in charge. She is worshipped by her boyfriend and he never questions her. If she says she's mad and he asks why, she won't tell him because he doesn't know.

Chad stood up before giving Amanda, his girlfriend, a wary look. She raised her eyebrows and he sat back down. He asked to go to the bathroom before standing again.

by vampchic7 May 25, 2010

backpack girlfriend

A girlfriend you carry around on your back.
Usually the girlfriend is smaller than you. She gets on your back and is transported that way. This allows for maxium closeness while traveling.

"Hop on backpack girlfriend, we're going out."

by Big Lor February 16, 2009

college girlfriend

In essence a fuck buddy (m/f) .. that you hold hands with when you're with them.

Guy 1: So what you're going steady with that chick?
Guy 2: Dude it's college, everyone knows that a college girlfriend is basically a booty call with a little PDA here and there.

by Shake_it_n_Bake_it September 30, 2009

my girlfriend

literally the best person in the world. I have no idea how I deserve this absolute GODDESS. she makes me the happiest I've ever been.

I love how amazing and beautiful she is!! that's my baby <3 that's my girlfriend

by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020

boyfriend Girlfriend syndrome

When a female or male gets female or male partner and hangs out with them so much that everytime a friend calls there always doing something with their partner and never have time for you. Their partner is included in all their plans and are they are rarely ever away from them. On those very rare times they are away all the do is talk about their partner and even leave early to go see their partner.

You: Hey whats your plans for the night? i felt like i havent seen you in a long time!
your friend: Well i have a movie date then were just going to back to the house. we should meet up another time! ill talk to (their partner) and we will arrange something
You: okay talk to you later ( you not sounding surprised at all ,uttering the words boyfriend girlfriend syndrome)

by tinsi June 20, 2009