dildo fuckstorm

Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)

Richard- man he came at me like a dildo fuckstorm

by Bluebomber01 December 16, 2016

dildo wacker

Wack my dildo daddy

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker

by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017

Dildocorn

A unicorn that has a dildo as a horn

Woah look at that Dildocorn behind that bush

by Skyler.l October 27, 2017

Dildo

An insult when someone is to fake to be classed as a real dick

God dylan you're such a dildo XD

by Emma XD February 8, 2018

Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.

by Ten Retro January 17, 2019

dildo fairy

A mythical Fairy that delivers dildos to deserving woman and men

Woke up and that bitch had a dildo under her Pillow. Bitch was visited by the dildo fairy

by mastodonPenis March 18, 2019

dikdok

A woman who typically posts in skimpy clothing, clearly in need of male attention

Matt: Hey man, I really have a crush on Sierra, do you think I have a chance with her?
Brian: Shes a DikDok, if you have a dick, she’ll let you dock it

by drjoe217 January 13, 2021