Deskcrap

The desktop equivalent of a craptop. Deskcraps are either old, underpowered or ridden with malware to the point it's painful to use.

My deskcrap is so horrible that it can't even run Lubuntu 19.04 without it freezing every 10 seconds...

by Beanclad May 29, 2019

Desktop graveyard

When you stack toilet paper neatly on your desk's top surface.

"1: WELCOME.
2: Clean up your desktop graveyard man, that's nasty.
1: ALRIGHT."

by slacketstew December 8, 2019

Deskbop

The act of hitting your keyboard with your mouse in a video game, resulting in hitting left click and shooting or punching on accident.

*shoots friend in face* Sorry I had a deskbop, you okay?

by Makarovi November 10, 2019

desking

basically its demanding something but claiming that you are asking it just to sound nicer.

he's desking me but he won't admit it.
he's practically screaming at me for it but he's claiming that he isn't.

by lisaisnotasimp April 17, 2020

Desky

In and of a desk

Yo that desk is mad desky

by NBAKingdomYT July 15, 2020

deskavif

The type of player who likes to make up words and have fun

Damn why does act like a deskavif like wtf

by Deskavif October 12, 2020

DeskTaco

A taco that has been left on a desk for 7 seven years. And then eaten, the consumer of the taco becomes the DeskTaco

The local DeskTaco came to town to buy from my shop today.

by Darkshadow1801 March 10, 2021