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Crook House

A large group of "DrugRunners" that pwn all other "drugrunners" by stealing everything they produce.
Crook house members generally congregate in "irc" making large buys of sorts and sniping newbs and n00bs.
A gaming cartel for an online drugrunning game.
"Damn, I just got pwnt by crook house again!."
by a local crook March 16, 2009
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Crookin'

1) Could be used like the words "stealin', snatchin', takin', or robbin'" but has more PUNCH than the other words.

2) Could be used to describe almost any activity or verb.
"I be crookin' V's this weekend, dawg" (meaning, "I'll be having sexual intercourse with a virgin this weekend, friend")

"He's climbin' in yo windows, he's crookin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em, so ya'll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands because they rapin' everybody out here...."--Antoine Dodson, YouTube sensation (remix)

"Mom....can you do my laundry? You know I have crookin' practice tonight!!"
by Gremlin500 December 15, 2011
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The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.
Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.
by Gognoggler May 6, 2015
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crooskista

The feeling you get from drinking sapid water.
Christa and Alder were overwhelmed with crooskista when they tasted the fresh, mystical rain water.
by Cedar Reese May 27, 2007
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Cooks

The act of placing cookies over your nipples(preferably thin mints) and taking a picture wit your camera phone and sending it in a chain mail stating " Buy some girl scout cookies to support breast cancer". When in reality, you want attention, not donations for a legit cause.
Cooks, Cookies covering the nipples. and that is IT
by Weezee chicA November 4, 2008
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Crooked Rainbow

Another term for the Gay Mafia or a gay militant, but it implying a culture of political corruption and rabid violence going far beyond the usual stereotype.

The term was first coined in promotional materials for "Stationery Voyagers," referring to the satirical "Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against All Possible Criticism" that frequently harassed, threatened, and threw bombs at the story's heroes and vandalized their property out of revenge for the heroes refusing to endorse the group's social agendas.

The term alludes to incidents of gay organizations that have attacked and vandalized churches in both Lansing and Canada.

Corrupt politicians, evil filmmakers, communists, anarchists, and demonic bobcats (in the story at least) all seek to manipulate the Crooked Rainbow to aid their own agendas. And achieve this by promising special privileges that nobody else in society has ("rights") as a reward for going along. Resulting in the Crooked Rainbow participating in every single cuckoo fringe Leftist cause around hoping for a future reward.

Not straight = crooked

Whereas a Gay Mafiosi would simply be dictatorial, a Crooked Rainbow Militant would break electoral confidentiality, find out who voted "no" on a gay marriage proposal, stalk that voter, and greet the voter with a Molotov cocktail to the face, all while foaming at the mouth and screaming.

The term "Crooked Rainbow" plays on anti-Occupy Wall Street movement sentiments also.
Jane: "Can you believe what SoulFarce did over the weekend?"

John: "What?"

Jane: "They urinated all over the basement of that church down the street from us, and smashed all its windows."

John: "I thought it was the church five blocks down that was giving them problems? Isn't the one they attacked friendly to their causes? Can't they get their targets straight before they get violent?"

Jane: "'Fraid not. These aren't the harmless fuzzball friendly neighborhood types. These guys are Crooked Rainbow. They attack anything with a cross on it."

John: "Crap. Good thing we're not in Canada, or it'd be illegal for us to report the facts to the local paper."

*John and Jane are both immediately assaulted with molotov fire*
by ObscuredBeyond December 16, 2011
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croosh

slang for crucial. Created by a small group of blunt smoking stoners in Rochester, NY. 243 barton st.
wow that blunt was croosh, i needed to get high after that shitty stats test.
by FORTIN July 1, 2005
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