The act of walking when one gets an unexpected
chubby in a public place, such as at work,
church, retirement
home, Chuck E Cheese, or any other establishment where having a stiffy is innappropriate, to relieve a passion in the pants.
Bob: Hey
Carl, how are you doing this morning?
Carl: Bob, don'
t talk to me while you have morning weiner... nobody appreciates the crank walk.