cleet

cyber althlete Amateur League AKA CAL is a league for competitive gamers.

cleet stand for cal leet (cal being the league) and (leet) being gewd

dood i was pubbing in this css server and this fucking cleet kid walked in the server and aced 15 kids with a usp only

by i-kno-the-g-spot-:) July 16, 2006

Forklift certified

Adj.: Someone who carries a heavy load. A man known for producing large amounts of ejaculate.

"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."

by Hungry Joe71 July 30, 2023

cleatus

A Deputy Sheriff on the 1980's television hit, The Dukes of Hazzard

Deputy Cletus arrested the Duke boys.

by Dan Foster June 18, 2003

Woman of a Certain Age

Ironically polite term for a woman who does not want her actual age known, e.g. one who is close to or just over the menopause.

Things which define women of a certain age are: exceptionally gaudy clothing, homeopathy and aromatherapy, sensible haircuts, books on feminism, affairs with paper boys, and coffee mornings.

Your mum is a woman of a certain age. Yes she is.

by Coming Second April 28, 2009

Clart

From the Jamaican Patois, the word Clart has many differing definitions.

However, it is mainly used to describe the rear end, or Ass.

To be Licked inna your Clart, is to receive a kick in the ass (or head)

In order to better understand the definition of Clart, it may be easier to think of the Clart as the essential nature of a person, possibly related to its connection with blood.

Hence, “Yuh dutty likkle bloodclart” is a highly insulting remark, aimed at the core of that persons character...
(And has nothing at all to do with questionable Welsh rappers)

“Yah go kiss mi Clart yuh likkle raas”

“Suck unno bloodclart”

by El Gato Mysterioso May 6, 2019

don the clart

When one is to pull up ones scarf/bandana over ones lower face to conceal identity before commiting a crime such as ABH or theift

origin: rhonnda valleys

quick bra don the clart the fuzz are coming

by Rob November 3, 2004

clart

A clart happens when a woman is sitting down and farts. If her ass cheeks are compressed and the gas can't be released via the usual route, the fart is redirected forward across the crotch/clit. This does not happen to men because of the placement of their package. It also doesn't happen to thin women because of their lack of ass cheeks.

Gloria was surprised by a particularly violent clart rippling through her underwear.

by The Gangster of Math December 10, 2008