chootie

a chiunde cootie. a chootie is something that used to lie pathologically but is now a "changed man." chooties are "funny", smart, good looking, witty, and a bit sarcastic. a chootie is something that one would like to experience again and again. WARNING: a chootie may result in a mark (usually on the neck and chest) that is not all together desirable. Take precautions accordingly.

hey, chootie!

wow, you definitely got bitten by the chootie bug...

by ruuuuuude05550 May 6, 2011

chop shop

Verb. To disassemble something to use the parts individually, or to take out parts to repair something. Can be used to refer to anything, such as electronics and others, but is derived from the noun "chop shop", where stolen cars had their parts removed in order to sell it or use in a different vehicle

A thief chop shopped David's Skyline and sold the motor for 45 long.

The air conditioning is sucking up valuable horsepower, so I'm going to chop shop it.

Don't tell anyone, but I chop shopped Mark's computer and I'm going to sell his hard drive for 35 bucks.

by BlazingSleet September 16, 2007

chop some wets

To drink some beers, with a karate-chop-esque action.

let's go down the pub and chop some wets!

by b4stard June 18, 2007

choctaw hayride

Choctaw Hayride is a perverse sexual position in which during the performance of doggy style, you insert your thumb in a woman's anus, and spread the remaining fingers out to resemble a head dress (Choctaw), and with the hand that's left free, you pull on her hair to simulate the reins of a horse (hayride).

Hey babe, do you want a portugese breakfast or a Choctaw hayride?

by hotsac97 January 16, 2015

Choctaw Middle School

A bitch ass school wit crazy ass white kids and theres fuckin fights everyday and scary ass females who talk shit but never wanna post the fuck up and where there are NO loyal ass boys there they all some fuckers the whole school full of fuckery throw it away

JESSY: DONT GO THERE U MIGHT GET ASS RAPED THEY LIKE THAT SHIT UP THERE ITS LAME TRAGIC AND FUCKED Choctaw Middle School

by Fucked up000 March 4, 2019

Choctaw High School

Choctaw: A breeding ground for rats, psychos and idiots and trash. It's full of jhits and people that think they can make a meme for shit.

*Job interview*
Interviewer: Where’d you go to school?
Student: Choctaw High School, home of the indians!
Interview: Oh, that pitiful, trashy school? Everyone knows Choctaw is a rat infested, teacher fucking shit show. Close the door on your way out.
Student: No one loves me :(

by Bama.Wave October 29, 2019

sternum chop

sternum chopping is the action defined by approching members of either gender, and chopping then with the side of your hand, directly on the sternum. emotions expressed by sternum chops range from love, to anger, based on pressure applied to the sternum. if the person you are doing it to, is rather buxom, you may call it "cleavage cut"

she came right up to me, and sternum chopped me really hard. I think she was mad.

by kuhwristuh July 20, 2006