choobs

Child boobs. Like when a female toddler is wearing a mini-bikini and no one really cares that the top came off, and you can see her choobs.

Can work with a small fat boy.

Emily was parading around the beach with her choobs today, and everyone thought that it was the cutest thing ever.
o.O

by geo April 5, 2005

Chops

(noun, both singular and plural) A friend; a neuter gender term of endearment.

One of my chops gave me a ride home yesterday.

Thank you, chops!

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

Choop

Where a person has a lip of chewing tobacco in while taking a poop.

"I'm gonna sit on the toilet and take a choop"

by KentuckyHotStick May 19, 2010

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or whose none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; the ball is now in your court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

chooped

An elegant, meditative high that is much more sedating than simply "chopped". I.e. chopped with a twist

Tyler: Carl's been locked onto that couch for DAYS maan, how'd he get so chopped?

Kyle: He ain't chopped bro, he's fucking chooped.

by TACOBELLCRAZ June 2, 2015

CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.

Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.

by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016

chopsticks taste like cardboard

the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.

what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know

by crumbledown October 28, 2019