top of the food chain

BEing at the top of the food chain means your better then everyone else, in every single way!!! your stonger, faster, and better looking!!!! IN THE LIFE OF BEING THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! you ARE the BEAR! and the world is the SALMON!!!!! HOO RAH!!!!!! TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!!!

The incredible specimen was known at being at the top of the food chain after destroying everyone else in the Game called "life".

by J15TheBody October 23, 2011

Chain smoking, Kidnapping, Prettyboy

A genuinely nice, attractive male, who smokes a lot and is falsely accused of kidnapping his son, whom he loves very much.

You, sir, are a chain smoking, kidnapping, prettyboy

by bugmom May 9, 2013

balls and chain

A man's hisband.

Rocco: where's the ol' balls and chain tonite?
Elmer: didn't make it. at home doing puzzles.
Rocco: whoa, surprised you made it out.
Elmer: no kidding. me too.

by DTrubble August 15, 2011

Donkey Chain

A thick chain or necklace. (Over 30mm) Typically gold, but also popular in platinum.

I got so much paper, ya'll couldn't even hold my donkey chain.

by Skyy Alexander November 1, 2008

chain of causation

Legal term used to describe a situation in which a person who seems to be entirely at fault for an event that is punishable by sizable fine and/or jailtime can prove that it was not his or herfault.
Also, whiny, non-responsibility-taking, foolish, last-ditch effort to defer blame.

"The devil made me do it." AND
"I only hit you because you're a whore."

by amc December 1, 2004

Chain Texter

1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.

2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!

3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).

4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.

1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.

2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

daisy chain

A knot often used for storing rope on a sailboat consisting of many slipknots tied on top of each other. This knot is usefull because it makes the rope small but can but untied instantly.

"Arr, put a daisy chain on that rope before I keel haul you."

by Will May 13, 2005