Marie Calamari

She succs leaving her throat hurting

Marie Calamari succs all day long-. . . thats it thats all I wanted to say and do she succs all the time backstage

by Oubaluige April 25, 2022

Reverse calamari

Generous and intriguing , with a touch of spice

The old reverse calamari

by Ben Percey July 7, 2022

British Calabria

The Jane and Sheppard area of Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

“You live in British Calabria?”

“No, I’m from Scarborough.”

by RUFF RUFF July 17, 2022

British Calabrian

A resident or someone born in the Jane and Sheppard area of Toronto, Ontario, Canada also known as British Calabria.

Someone who is born in North America of Calabrian parents.

“Where do you live?”

“The Jane and Sheppard area.”

“So, you’re a British Calabrian.”

by RUFF RUFF July 17, 2022

Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.

And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!

by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022

Supreme Calamari

Something from calamity mod idk I never played it

Have you defeated Supreme Calamari
It is actually named Calamitas
But did you defeat Clamitas?
Bruh

by KangarooWife.com January 30, 2023

Scrotal Calamity

When one knicks ones nether regions as a gentleman. And there is a rampant leakage of haemoglobin via ones testes akin to the bouncing Betty’s destruction of German dams in WW2. I.e. when a self proclaimed idiot tries to pop a blood blister but opens up a capillary.

Christ alive! I’ve just sliced my ball sack. Absolute scrotal calamity.

by Slutty-butt-canoe October 13, 2023