Cunty Callum

Cunty Callum will walk around the house acting like a right cunt, followed by this, he also eats his own shit

Hello there Cunty Callum

by WillyWapper November 15, 2019

Callum Wilson

Boring and Has nonsense of humour. Listens to arctic monkeys and only arctic monkeys and Plays guitar very shitly

Look at him he Must Be A Callum Wilson on his own in the music department u poo

by HarrY-P November 3, 2019

blue calls

A blue call is when a girl doesn't let you finish what you want to say and hangs up early. Giving you blue calls

My girl friend kept drawing out the conversation, but hung up before I finished she hung up! Bitch gave me blue calls!

by Norm Hull September 10, 2013

g2g make some client calls

a common excuse used by faggots on the internet who are getting their shit pwnd

I'd love to hang around & talk about how shitty my boarding is, but I've g2g make some client calls

by skallywagz December 9, 2009

Callum

Callum is someone who will constantly ditch you for other people and then hang out with you again until his other friends come along. Commonly blonde.

otherwise known as ditcher

You - Hey callum hang with me

Callum - Ok

Callum's other friend - Hey Callum come over here, don't hang with him!

Callum - Ok

by joe... or something November 26, 2010

callum

noun: any retarded kid in your school that says excelesior and has a sexy rat-tail.

that fagget over there is the worlds biggest callum

by mr. polycronopolus October 13, 2007

Callum

Callum or 'Bort' is made famous for its dinosaur like ferocity and panther like stamina. Its well known for its 3rd person dialogue.

♫ The Bort-Rex was strictly herbivore, living on a diet of one herb alone. #420 ♫

- Callum

by Borts biggest fan December 6, 2011