Carley

Carley is a rare person to come by. They are normally short creatures, funny, friendly, cute, and most of them wear glasses. If you come by one of these try not to let her go because once you do you may never get her back.

Me: have you seen carley

Friend : yeah, ask her out

Me: ok

by Lumerjack May 22, 2018

Cailey

A Clingy self, absorbed, girl who u like at first but when u learn to know them they are clingy and annoying. When u brake up with her she will come after u after 2 months. She is that psycho ex who is rude and screenshots ur texts when ur mad at her and sends it to her friends for backup because she’s a chicken. And who’ll never leave u alone. And makes it impossible to stay friends.

Boy: “Help me I have a Cailey in my life”

Boy 2: “SUCKS TO BE U”

by Dr. Abiss June 27, 2019

a so-called friend

men named anthony usually italian and sorta tall.

the guy who tryed stealing your girlfriend; that asshole you thought was your friend; "a so-called friend"

by captain skylark May 17, 2006

getting called out

Sarcastic reference to one poster on a message board grandstanding and offering to fight another poster in real life. Harkens back to bad high school days.

Dude 1: You don't like my political views? I'm going to drive up there and kick your ass!

Dude 2: Oh yeah, he totally called him out.
Dude3: Will he do this before or after home ec?

by madgrad January 24, 2003

Gentleman Caller

Facial Hair Style: Where a man, or in some cases a hairy woman, grows a poostache accompanied by a bunching of chinhair.

Wow Mick, that sure is a filthy Gentleman Caller

by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

Calleyhandra

A macabre request that involes a set of distrubing tasks.

I want you to drug me. Make go into a daze or a comotose like state, by the use of a date rape drug in my fruit punch, or dr. pepper. Whatever i may be drinking. Then i want you to carry me off to a gully. Take off all my clothing, and throw me in. Then fuck me. Fuck me hard and long and dirty and nasty and sweaty and salty and spicy and other adjectives. Then pick me up, put me in your car, and drive me to the woods. Tie me to a pine tree, or maybe a dogwood (naked still of course). Make me feel the coarse bark against my naked glistening body. Then shit on me. Following the "shiting," put on a glove and shove a pine cone up my ass. Then attempt to beat me with a branch covered in poison oak across my naked body. After you've accomplished all of this, tie a meat, a link sausage or a ham, to my gentials and leave me for the coyotes to devour.

by Luther December 5, 2004

bug (also called "bed bug")

a weirdo or crazy person; one who is certifiable or nuts; a lunatic.

Ya have to admit it...the guy's a fuckin' bug!

by weave March 24, 2003