The act of walking when one gets an unexpected chubby in a public place, such as at
work, church, retirement home, Chuck E
Cheese, or any other establishment where having a stiffy is innappropriate, to relieve a passion in the
pants.
Bob: Hey Carl, how are you doing this morning?
Carl:
Bob,
don't talk to me while you have morning weiner... nobody appreciates the crank walk.