Congonians

alumni of Congo/Congressional

I saw so many Congonians at the reuinion.

by Denny and Julie May 27, 2004

Congraduations

Congratulations on your Graduation. These words are too long and so close anyway, why not just morph them and save a ton of time and energy! TTYL

Lindsey: "I just got my high school diploma."

Dad: "Well honey, CONGRADUATIONS"

by Bruce Sei. June 2, 2008

Congratsturbation

The act of congratulating one's self, especially if done excessively.

Neil: I'm so awesome! I totally scored the winning goal last night!
Stephen: Stop your congratsturbation, you'll go blind.

by Fraguar September 20, 2012

Congruent

Following through with the determination not to have sex with a new tinder match until the 4th date.

She really wanted to fuck his brains out, but she decided it was best to just cuddle and fall asleep in his arms instead not being congruent

by JohnLovesMick May 3, 2018

Tough Questioning by Congress

Very easy. Derives from the relative ease by which 'tough questions' are dodged without consequences when politicians answer before congress.

Guy #1: Man, that math test wasn't hard at all. I think I aced it. How'd you do?
Guy #2: Yeah, I was worried, but that like tough questioning by Congress.

by Crowops September 3, 2007

congradulations

misspelling of congraTulations

Congratulations on ur loss of virginity dude!

by wordout May 21, 2004

congress

A part of the U.S. legislative branch that has a total of 435 morons that never miss a chance to fuck something up. These group of idiots are overpaid and underworked. The sad part is that these people have about a 98% reelection rate. It takes marches, riots, and or mass death to get them to fix anything. The only thing that matters to them are votes and money; they never listen to their constituants. This isn't about Democrats or Republicans, these people are truly incompetent. These people will probably be the demise of the United States because of their inability to do anything.

Today, the Congress passed a bill that fixes nothing. No wonder they have a 20% approval rate.

by rawr101 May 31, 2006