CHAO

A slut who jumps from guy to guy for attention, otherwise known as a “pick me”, she lurks the internet cuz she is chronically online and has no social life, so she seeks that attention online to steal happiness from simps. She pretends to be a fan, she pretends to be a friend, but talks shit about everyone behind their backs and plays both sides in a conflict. Watch out for girls like her.

Simp 1: hey man I want to introduce you to my gf. *shows picture*

Simp 2: that’s your girl? I was just in her DMs last night and she didn’t mention you?

Simp 1: wdym? I’ve been with her for a whole year and we talk everyday.

Simp 2: bro I swear she’s a chao, don’t waste your time

by Tobetmaguire August 26, 2025

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Astronomical Chaos

A pedophile FANDOM Star who gets his dick rided by FANDOM staff

He likes kids /srs
Watch bruh wrecks noobs' videos on him

person 1: yo did you hear about astronomical chaos
person 2: yeah i hope he doesnt diddle me

by addictBWN September 14, 2025

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chaos runner

superhero/vigilante who has his soul separated from his body because of nuclei expolsion in attempt to revive his brother. Nick name is chaos. Will be a well known character in the future. Character created in July of 2022.

The legendary chaos runner

by andreaisawhiteknight February 22, 2025

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Chaos noodle

A ferret

I got a little chaos noodle the other day, he loves macaroni playtime

by Skye Fyre February 25, 2025

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chaos coordinator

Someone who sews chaos and thrives on it

She said she was a chaos coordinator. But which definition of it.

by troublem8kR June 4, 2024

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Chaos

You see, the problem with libertarians is that THAT GUY gets rights! He should have to do what I say! And I'd rather let hym murder kids than give hym rights!

Hym "It would be CHAOS! ChAoS! Can you imagine!? Me having property rights!? Owning my own mind!? Charlatans wouldn't be able to conspire against me! And we can't have that now can we? Better to just let me kill a child of my choosing and/or as many as I can!"

by Hym Iam June 29, 2024

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