A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
Get the The Chaos Possummug. Person 1: "Damn bro you got any Lil CHAOS? I wanna try it out."
Person 2: "No dude, once you climb down the LC hole, you can never climb out."
Person 2: "No dude, once you climb down the LC hole, you can never climb out."
by Anonyrobot December 19, 2020
Get the Lil CHAOSmug. by squirrelcooters July 22, 2018
Get the Chaos theorymug. maths in which the initial conditions of the system effect the final answer immensely, factors such as rounding, will give an answer which is in no way relevant to the actual answer to the subject.
I'm finding chaos maths really difficult at the moment, as my calculator rounds after 20 decimals and it isn't representative of the actual answer, in any way shape or form.
by Halmos March 12, 2016
Get the chaos mathsmug. a duo band combined with the extreme radness of uncle Skeen and daddy Duffy. they pretty much rocka shocka a lot. plus the lead singers are fuckign hot.
by Adjhdf September 15, 2006
Get the chaos worksmug. Diamond: Hey Scissors, what you up to?
Scissors: Oh nothing, just playing some Chad Rescue on the Hive.
Diamond: Chad.. Rescue? You mean CHAO rescue?
Scissors: Nope, Chad. Definitely Chad. Look how cute the chads are! I rescued 8 chads that round.
Diamond: Huh. Chad Rescue. Chads. Chao Chad.
Scissors: Oh nothing, just playing some Chad Rescue on the Hive.
Diamond: Chad.. Rescue? You mean CHAO rescue?
Scissors: Nope, Chad. Definitely Chad. Look how cute the chads are! I rescued 8 chads that round.
Diamond: Huh. Chad Rescue. Chads. Chao Chad.
by DiamondBoy4005 July 28, 2021
Get the Chao Chadmug. Too chaotic to be defined. The originally prototype of all that is expansive. Also, Chaos Lord is you for that he is your creator.
by I am you are me, beyatch! May 14, 2018
Get the chaos lordmug.