Butter slice

A white asshole that can handle his butter. A white man.

person one: screw that kid

person 2: yea he is a total butter slice

by gringog February 19, 2022

Mookie-butter

n. 1. Exceptionally creamy, viscous fecal matter commonly occurring after a meal at White Castle or watching an entire episode of The View.

"I just laid out some nasty mookie-butter. It looked like soft-serve."

by Sir Spoonington September 30, 2008

spreadable buttery ballsack

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.

damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.

by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009

Peanut Butter attacks

when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.

Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies

by booty bumpa October 18, 2009

duncan butterfly

when you slide your hand/fingers down a girls crack and feel the tampon string.

yeah.. i felt a duncan butterfly in her shorts, but you know me- I still rocked the cradle.

by Righteous Demeanor June 10, 2011

Peanut Butter Time

The period of time when one is past the tired stage and is now very quirky/loopy/queer. Strange/silly activities may take place during this period including but not limited to singing about beavers, eating peanut butter by the spoonful, and making whale noises while listening to peaceful instrumentals. Now on occasion this period of time can turn negative when the one experiencing the delusions is upset and/or uncomfortable with someone or something. When this is the case there may be hazards and said person may be found spitting words with venomous tone, shutting the power off in the house, and/or sharpening knives. No one has ever been hurt by someone in this state but many have been engulfed in fear. Usually the person falls asleep after time. But when the person awakes they do not remember the occurences.

Anna- Go to SLEEP!
Sean- (While strumming guitar) MAMA! Why am I a beaver!
Anna- I swear if you don't go to bed....
Roger- Just ignore him, he is experiencing Peanut Butter Time...
Anna- Where did he go?
Roger- Lock the door...

by gooseberrysupreme June 18, 2011

Mississippi Butterfly

Noun: A butterfly hailing from the state of Mississippi.

Verb: The delicate art of rapidly blinking ones eye against their partners anus, to generate pleasurable high speed bunghole butterfly kisses.

"Roger is one crazy son of a bitch. He decided to lay the Mississippi butterfly on some random skank, and now he's rocking a course of antibiotics and an eyepatch."

by TRON79 December 9, 2012