Balloonerd

The act of being beaten into submission by a balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions.

"Dude, you just got Balloonerd by that balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions."

by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006

ballooniphile

Someone with an unhealthy sexual interest in under-inflated ballons.

John: Did you see Sid at the wedding?
Bill: Yes, noticed he kept disappearing in the toilet with a bunch of balloons.
John: Yeah? Weirdo. I have heard rumours hes a Ballooniphile

by Adrian Pt February 15, 2008

Burst Balloon

Noun, describing the appearance of an anus after a lengthy and/or violent period of abuse from fingers, penises, dildos, broom handles, what-have-you.

Quentin's gait was as that of a penguin that morning after his initiation. When questioned by friends he confided that he had spent the evening being buggered senseless by the Green Bay Packers with the inevitable result of his asshole now looked like a Burst Balloon.

by goody5 December 7, 2010

Betty Bollocks

A slang term to describe a male who has been caught in the act of cross dressing.

Also a term for a she-male, transexuals etc who regularly wear women's underwear.

"Look, if it ain't Betty Bollocks, the cross-dressing freak from number 24!"

by Reginald Barrington August 29, 2003

Balloon Generation

A word used to describe members of anyone graduating High School around 2011. So named for the tendencies of this generation to "demand a balloon" for doing the absolute minimum amount of work and expecting automatic gratification. More literally, this gratification is generally expected in the form of grades, popularity, etc. Generally, anyone born in the early '90s can be defined as part of the Balloon Generation, regardless of whether or not they actually exhibit the above characteristics.

You're part of the balloon generation! You think you can do the absolute minimal amount of work and then ask GIMME A BALLOON and I'll actually give you one? You're weaksauce!

by NotTheBees! February 28, 2010

Ballottery

The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.

There really aren't any winners of the Ballottery.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 20, 2010

dog's bollocks

The ultimate. Top of the line. Variation on bee's knees and cat's pajamas. What better than The Dog's Bollocks - since they like to lick them so much.
Q: Why do dog's lick their balls?
A: Because they can!

This band is the dog's bollocks.

by Major Eyeswater March 7, 2007