Bacon is a term used for the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course. Most bacon lovers will eat it every day.
Bacon is made out of pig, and pork, which are basically the same thing.
Some people use the word wrong as saying it is just pig. A meat used for food. Food. Fat in meat. A big hunk of fat. The worst food ever. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM. They are just people who have no common sense and are idiots.
Bacon will make your life so much better. Eat bacon and I garuntee you will feel better for at least 24 hours if you eat it and other delicious foods like oatmeal, yogurt, cereal, and eggs in the morning.
Bacon is made out of pig, and pork, which are basically the same thing.
Some people use the word wrong as saying it is just pig. A meat used for food. Food. Fat in meat. A big hunk of fat. The worst food ever. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM. They are just people who have no common sense and are idiots.
Bacon will make your life so much better. Eat bacon and I garuntee you will feel better for at least 24 hours if you eat it and other delicious foods like oatmeal, yogurt, cereal, and eggs in the morning.
"Mom, Dad, can you make me some bacon for breakfast?"
"You mean the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course?
"DUH! :P"
"You mean the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course?
"DUH! :P"
by Chris Cracker August 30, 2009
Get the Bacon mug.A person who supplements an otherwise normal diet with large amounts of pork!
They eat LARGE amounts of bacon or pork, in seemingly obscene amounts.
They eat LARGE amounts of bacon or pork, in seemingly obscene amounts.
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by memory-minus March 11, 2005
Get the bacon switch mug."Bacon and nails" is what someone is 'made of' if they can consume large amounts of alcohol and take it like a man. This term is often used if someone is downing large amounts of hard liquor without a chaser.
I was gargling half a bottle of Captain Morgan when my brother exclaimed, "Dude, you're made of bacon and nails!".
by Emanuel Hernandez September 21, 2006
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It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.
It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.
by Melody Park May 16, 2006
Get the you dance like bacon mug.When an orthodox Jew steals pizza from the fridge not "realizing" that there is bacon on it... but, in fact, secretly loves bacon... it is called "accidental bacon".
Janine opens her roommates mini-fridge and sees the Domino's box.
Janine smells the sweet aroma of bacon, but can not see it on the pizza.
Janine eats 3 slices quicker than a frog snags a fly.
Roommate returns.
Roommate: "You ate my fucking pizza?"
Janine: "I didn't think you wanted it."
Roommate: "You know there was bacon on that, right?"
Janine: "AAAAARGH" (runs to bathroom feigning to be sick)
Roommate: "Accidental bacon, my ass!"
Janine smells the sweet aroma of bacon, but can not see it on the pizza.
Janine eats 3 slices quicker than a frog snags a fly.
Roommate returns.
Roommate: "You ate my fucking pizza?"
Janine: "I didn't think you wanted it."
Roommate: "You know there was bacon on that, right?"
Janine: "AAAAARGH" (runs to bathroom feigning to be sick)
Roommate: "Accidental bacon, my ass!"
by Fleck August 10, 2006
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