An Alex is a strong adventurous being, who will do anything they put their mind to. Any efforts to tame an Alex will be thwarted; they will most certainly defy you!
Approach slowly at first, allow Alex to come to you as they can be shy creatures. However, once they get to know you, they will turn your life upside down and you will certainly have a great time!
Physically, Alex is athletic, beautiful and sexy. They won't be aware of their physical prowess, so make sure to let them know.
Approach slowly at first, allow Alex to come to you as they can be shy creatures. However, once they get to know you, they will turn your life upside down and you will certainly have a great time!
Physically, Alex is athletic, beautiful and sexy. They won't be aware of their physical prowess, so make sure to let them know.
by TWIST_IT_BOP_IT November 22, 2021
Get the Alexmug. Congratulations you have an Alex in your life, now it’s time to learn how to deal with this ford and Polaris loving ninny , easiest way to get on his good side is to bring him some cats or a case of teas, he’s doesnt always hit the ditch but when does hold the heck on, his weird obsession to legos and fresh hair cut brings in ladies from every bus stop in this city, you will usually keep him around to back you up cause he’s a straight beast, Ull probley Cacth him in the garage bench pressing his sled or welding useless crap he’s never gonna sell, be happy you have a alex in your life
by The best friend ever alex November 4, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a girl who doesn’t know she’s beautiful. All the guys think she’s gorgeous and she has no idea. She prefers to be called Alex instead of Alexandra. She loves her family through thick and thin. Alex is smart and a great person to have a laugh with. She’s very accepting and forgiving. She doesn’t follow the crowd and can get very nostalgic. Millenials piss her off sometimes. Alex isn’t blind to what’s important in life. Take your time to appreciate her because she’ll always be there. She also loves dogs.
by PrettyBoyBeef January 16, 2019
Get the Alexmug. Friend 1 “hey dude wanna go hang out at the park“
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
by Alex=simp April 18, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Alex is an absolute unit born from the heavens above sent to devour all haters of milk. He does not shw respect or remorse to gravel, is fears by many gods as the man who’s dong shadows the universe. He never takes a bad picture as most of them are of him holding a hienz ketchup bottle (his sponsor) He has at least 2 testicles, a four head and maybe a middle toe but can alwayse chomp a box of weetabicks. Alex is sometime mistaken for Jesus or sometime allah. If cause he is much greater then all of them. He wrote the bible and invented war the colour of his lightsaber is purple because he is one with your mums dildo his eyebrows are hotter then an microwave he despises onion gravy and has harvested the souls of many inocente kfc workers.
Alex:what is the Pokémon that Kalyan evolves into
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
by Greencapmilkmaster December 23, 2021
Get the Alexmug. An Alex is a very caring,sweet,goofy, and also artistic person. But sometimes he or she can get on there bad side depends tho. They can sometimes be mean a but rude but that's sometimes and it rarely happens if you get then on there good side. They only get on there bad side when it's a bad situation. Alex are easy to fall in love with since they have a good personality and are very nice and charming. They are shy sometimes and are funny and are really good people to hang around with. If you have a girlfriend or boyfriend that is an Alex KEEP THEM! You never want to lose one in your life even if it's your best friend they have your bad no matter what they are the ones you need in your life to make it great. Alex also help you when your going through a rough time they can help your through depression,anger issues and more. They are smart, independent,(maybe sometime lazy) but I'm sure of it you must keep him or her with you always and I mean never let them go ever.
by Cake_dude° November 19, 2019
Get the Alexmug. by Aidnjjbbhvvyy August 10, 2020
Get the Alexmug.