Alexander Bell

Where you get a girl doggy style, then call her/your house phone, and when she answers you jizz on her face.

Girl: "Hello?"
Guy: jizzs on her [face right then:)
Girl: Oh My God couldn't you have waited?
Guy: You just got the Alexander Bell, ho.

Alexander Bell by Dr. Bell January 30, 2009

alexander tran 

A fat guy who try hards at games because it wants people to be friends with him beacause he doesn’t really have any.

Alexander Tran is my online friend

alexander tran by Alex Kim September 24, 2017

Alexander Skarsgård 

Son of a swedish actor. Heir of a name and 'typical swedish look' started a career as pretty boy and was voted sexiest man in Sweden.

Grew older and no longer could be a teen idol, so after beef-up and get caps on his teeth, he tried and tried till he was cast in an American series.

ASkars presented himself as a crafty actor, but fans discovered he was another famewhore in LA.

You can see him in True Blood, HBO series about horny vampires.

Alexander Skarsgård is known as ASkars.

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!!!"

Alexander Skarsgård by SvenMocha January 24, 2011

Alexander The Great 

Probably the greatest military genius to grace the planet. Conquered and enslaved all of Greece but admired their culture. Was first and foremost a Macedonian.

Ohh man, that guys just beat up all of those Greeks!

Yeah, he went Alexander the Great on their asses!

Alexander The Great by greeksneedhelp October 24, 2019

alexander ivanov 

A Russian boy who blames Asia for Russia's average penis size being small

You are such an alexander ivanov blaming the ling-lows

alexander ivanov by faggy waggy nitty December 6, 2017

alexander adam holmes

Xander is an extremely rich and not posh person who enjoys playing copious amounts of halo in his free time. Xander also enjoys complaining about his parents, saying he's not posh and eating his corn raw.

the alexander Adam Holmes was playing halo and gave a big sigh as his friends walked up to the door of the Holmes manor.

alexander adam holmes by vfevfeSDVSFD February 2, 2022

Alexander (Alex) 

A cheating lying piece of shit that will ruin your life he is never going to change he will always be unloyal he will leave you for a girl that looks like a whole man he is the biggest fuckboi you’ll ever meet

“Huh? Oh Alexander (Alex)? Eh he’s a little bitch.”

Alexander is a lier I don’t like him.

Alexander (Alex) by Issa.queen12 December 29, 2018