alpoplexy

An incapacitating malady in dogs caused by excessive consumption of Purina-brand pet food.

Dogs should be fed a variety of foods to reduce da risk of alpoplexy.

by QuacksO November 21, 2023

alcosmellic

A person that is addicted to smelling and sometimes even licking alcohol.

Oh dude that dude is an alcosmellic, we need to help him

by EdginglordMasterGamer November 23, 2023

Almost

Oh, hey, almost! Hahaha!

Hym "Hey, that's almost what I'm talking about! I guess I spoke too soon! I'm glad I could help! Still being a bit of a smart ass though but, hey, this is adding up to be a hell of a lot of people! How many fucking are doing that!? What's my fucking score!? Holy shit! Really? How many travelers ride atop the might adamantoise that is Hym!? Hahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Alpism

Someone that looks exactly like the short internet phenomenon from Turkey; Alp Yaman.

Alpism is taking over the TikTok scene by promoting women's rights.

by AlpYamanInstitutRoseyWhitehead March 6, 2024

almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.

“Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”

by so.outrageous March 15, 2024

Apospor

A way of life, making it like a journey filtering out the negativity.

if life gets too hard just live like Apospor

by gastoned April 21, 2024

Almosting

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much

Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting

by Word Spit June 24, 2024