almond rest

Another name for a person's chin. It's the place to rest one's almonds (nuts) while being fellated.

Dude, check out her almond rest. Looks comfy.

by habs10 May 6, 2010

Almoster

Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.

Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.

by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

Almolol

Almost, but not quite, a lol

- What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?
- I don't know
- Kara-tea.
- Almolol

by Tarnop September 28, 2011

Almost French

A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.

Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?

Guy two: Yeah

Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?

Guy two: It was almost French.

by Angus12 April 11, 2012

almost lawyer

A dedicated law student who chose not to study one night.... And then another night untill he/she failed a final. Leading them to a life of discouragement and failure..

Yeah that's guys an almost lawyer ... He had potential but it went to shit

by Yourconscience November 27, 2013

Almostocalypse

1. A disaster that has been avoided.
2. The name for a world-ending event that has been successfully averted by a (super)hero.

"The baby was about to throw an Apocalypse of a fit, but we found her favorite toy, and avoided the fit, so it turned into an Almostocalypse, instead."

Also, "We saved the world. It was an Almostocalypse."

by Language Guru 2015 February 15, 2014

almost in love

the feeling of falling for someone but not being ready to admit being "in love".

I'm almost in love with that guy.

by kkpandypants December 30, 2014