Minge Wetter

Minge Wetter
mɪn(d)ʒ/Wetter
noun
1.
Something that has a tendency to excite the ladies in the genital area.

"Corrr, the Mrs got me a nice bottle of Joe Malone aftershave for xmas, it's a right minge wetter"

by mingewetter September 27, 2018

Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy

Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date

by Big RM October 5, 2018

Frosty Wetback

A person who illegally enters Miss America from one side, and then they illegally enter her from the other side. Along the way, they leave a trace of where they came from. It means the same thing sexually. It's also known as a Phoenix Coyote.

Damn Frosty Wetbacks, with their hockey sticks, and their burritos. They think they are so clever, dressing like eskimos with sombreros.

by davidrgarber February 15, 2019

big wetwillie

when a huge 8 inch or longer penis ejaculates and the penis tip is covered in cum so you cant see the actual dick, only white gooey goodness.

My foot-long always gets big wetwillies when i tug the turkey watching Ariana Grande porn.

by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019

Windshield Wetting

The act of participating in oral with a girl wearing glasses and getting cum on them

“She forgot to take her glasses off and I wet her windshield”
“Windshield wetting”

by Hinake UH August 5, 2019

The Wetzel

Noun

To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.

Beau gave MY wife the wetzel last night! She orgasm-ed for the first time as I watched (wearing a beret).

by JohJohnsderRickysBrother August 15, 2019

The Wetabix 100

A challenge made popular by Twiter which entails attempting to eat 100 Weetabix (mini's and snackbars not allowed).

Wow, did you see Damian did The Wetabix 100

by Wan Welsh September 26, 2019