davidrgarber's definitions

Frosty Wetback

A person who illegally enters Miss America from one side, and then they illegally enter her from the other side. Along the way, they leave a trace of where they came from. It means the same thing sexually. It's also known as a Phoenix Coyote.

Damn Frosty Wetbacks, with their hockey sticks, and their burritos. They think they are so clever, dressing like eskimos with sombreros.

by davidrgarber February 15, 2019

Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.

Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber June 15, 2016

Jewish lemonade

When you go to In-N-Out, and you mix water, six or eight lemon slices, and sweetener/sugar, in a water cup. It’s called Jewish Lemonade because it’s free.

Hi, yes, I’d like a Double Double, and a free water cup for my Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber November 13, 2019

baunch jockey

(noun)

One who rides baunches.

The Ancient Greek Olympic wrestlers, were the first recorded baunch jockeys in the western world.

by davidrgarber August 27, 2018

Jewbacca

A large hairy chassidic man who growls and moans.

Dude, check it out, Jewbacca is on the Chabad Telethon! And, he's playing with ZZ Top!

by davidrgarber June 15, 2016

Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.

Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber June 15, 2016