Wetwipe

Used to describe someone who is a let down or just a upright cunt in general.

Jack is a complete wetwipe.

by Hekpducktuer November 3, 2017

Wetwipe

In the UK calling someone a wetwipe means they're soft and scrawny but think of themselves as hard

"shut up you won't do fuck all you wetwipe"

by Zoot toking midget June 21, 2020

Wetwipe

n. female version of a teabag.

1. Allison, there's $20 here for you if you give her a wetwipe.
2. You've just been wetwiped.
3. As soon as they pass out, there's gonna be a wetwiping contest.

by Naumoff July 25, 2004

wetwipe

Also can be described as a sweaty teabag. When your balls are sweaty and you perform a teabag on a girl or girl.

His balls were sweaty when he performed the teabag, causing it to be more like a wetwipe

by N Davis August 6, 2007

Wetwipes

Year nine boys who chat shit about gals but are too pussy to say it to their faces, bit of an L. Sit on WarZone chatting about girls calling them clapped because they 'don't like them', when they are fans enough to talk about them. Usually think they are pulling girls by violating them when the girls slag them off to the gc. They also have roadman names and make their voices extra deep but they haven't gone through puberty and their balls are even higher than they voices.

Nah them boys on houseparty last night were wetwipes.

by susannatherat June 4, 2020

Polish Wetwipe

When you are too lazy to go get a new roll of toilet paper after a #2. So instead you flush the toilet and after dipping your hand in the now clean water wipe your ass barehanded.

I didn't want to run to dollar tree to get more TP so I just used a polish wetwipe.

by Aechmac August 7, 2021

Tennessee Wetwipe

Spit on toilet paper and whip your ass.

Couldn’t find the wet wipes so I had to make a Tennessee Wetwipe

by Tabs DJ I sb March 2, 2022