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In the UK calling someone a wetwipe means they're soft and scrawny but think of themselves as hard
"shut up you won't do fuck all you wetwipe"
1. Allison, there's $20 here for you if you give her a wetwipe.
2. You've just been wetwiped.
3. As soon as they pass out, there's gonna be a wetwiping contest.
Wetwipe by Naumoff July 25, 2004
Also can be described as a sweaty teabag. When your balls are sweaty and you perform a teabag on a girl or girl.
His balls were sweaty when he performed the teabag, causing it to be more like a wetwipe
wetwipe by N Davis August 7, 2007
Have u seen Aleks and Samuel

They are wetwipes
Wetwipe by Big cock 69 420 December 6, 2021

Polish Wetwipe 

When you are too lazy to go get a new roll of toilet paper after a #2. So instead you flush the toilet and after dipping your hand in the now clean water wipe your ass barehanded.
I didn't want to run to dollar tree to get more TP so I just used a polish wetwipe.
Polish Wetwipe by Aechmac August 7, 2021

Tennessee Wetwipe 

Spit on toilet paper and whip your ass.
Couldn’t find the wet wipes so I had to make a Tennessee Wetwipe
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