by Icevest July 7, 2024
Get the Earaphoniam mug.When you pretend that a small incisional wound caused by a glass shard from an exploding TelePrompTer was actually caused by a tumbling .223 round – to garner support for your brand of idiot/rapist Fascism.
"After my Secret Service detail somehow allowed a shooter to be identified and left alone for long enough to prep for an un-scoped/iron-sights-only barrage, the earsassination inexplicably kept me on stage long enough to allow for a TRADING-CARD-ready photo-op with literally no blood-stains on my impossibly white shirt."
by Skinny_Phat July 15, 2024
Get the earsassination mug.1. When a person gets shot by a bullet in the ear. Most likely it was meant to be a head shot, but it was an inaccurate shooter.
2. In Call of Duty: when you barely get a hit marker from multiple bullets which only makes their screen go a little bit red, and then they kill you.
3. Donald Trump's new nickname.
2. In Call of Duty: when you barely get a hit marker from multiple bullets which only makes their screen go a little bit red, and then they kill you.
3. Donald Trump's new nickname.
1. "They tried an assassination attempt but it was just an earshot instead."
2. "That guy must be lagging. He got off a bunch of shots and only got an Earshot out of it."
3. "Ol' Earshot is probably going to win the election now because they missed and gave him so much clout and a new gangster nickname.
2. "That guy must be lagging. He got off a bunch of shots and only got an Earshot out of it."
3. "Ol' Earshot is probably going to win the election now because they missed and gave him so much clout and a new gangster nickname.
by Stars Eye View July 15, 2024
Get the Earshot mug.Dude: Hey, he parked and took up two parking spots!
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.
by Tony Tobasco July 16, 2024
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Get the Earitation mug.A playful and affectionate term inspired by EarthBae Wear, a brand that combines cutting-edge heating technology with elegant, versatile design. An EarthBae embodies a deep love and respect for the planet, living with a spirit of adventure and a commitment to sustainability. Whether exploring rugged landscapes or staying cozy indoors, an EarthBae effortlessly blends warmth, style, and environmental consciousness. They’re the ultimate lover of nature, always ready to embrace the elements and look effortlessly cool while doing it.
"She's such an EarthBae, always hiking in the mountains with her eco-friendly gear and stylish EarthBae heated vest, embracing every adventure with grace and warmth."
by EarthBae Whisperer August 21, 2024
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