1. When a person gets shot by a bullet in the ear. Most likely it was meant to be a head shot, but it was an inaccurate shooter.
2. In Call of Duty: when you barely get a hit marker from multiple bullets which only makes their screen go a little bit red, and then they kill you.
3. Donald Trump's new nickname.
1. "They tried an assassination attempt but it was just an earshot instead."
2. "That guy must be lagging. He got off a bunch of shots and only got an Earshot out of it."
3. "Ol' Earshot is probably going to win the election now because they missed and gave him so much clout and a new gangster nickname.
When you have issues with hearing and your ears, they are Earshoes, suggesting you are wearing shoes on your ears but really just have hearing issues and can't/haven't heard or have auditory processing difficulty. Example, Paul yells upstairs to Pete, 'Shit man, strewth it's straya'. Pete says (he heard), :the shit fan and spewed out every layer'. Paul knows Pete didn't hear right and tells Pete, 'you are wearing your ear shoes' and to 'take them off and to try again.'
Jo say to Bec"I didn't hear what you said',....my earshoes misheard and what was it that you said again?"
Oh those earshoes jo they are not your friend, always becoming a problem.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.