ninja fart

blowing it at the worst possible time. messing up in the least expected way when everything else is perfect. picture a ninja on a mission. climbing buildings, jumping roofs, tiptoeing here and there. and just as he's right above some enemy samurai or something, at the most crucial time, the ninja rips a loud squeaky fart. buweeet!!!

i finally got alone with that chick ive had my eye on, but i proceeded to rip a ninja fart when i talked to the fifty year old prostitute instead.

ninja fart by deezo May 9, 2005

Chinese fart

After a series of large scale fireworks have been lit up and presented, a rancid smell usually is the product of this entertainment due to the production of fireworks mainly in China. Therefore, it is called the Chinese fart.

Ugh, after the fireworks display there was a massive Chinese fart that everyone could sense.

Chinese fart by XXyeah_it's_meXX July 5, 2011

pussy-fart 

air released form area of vaginal lips region smell can be unpleasant and disturbing

the girl that sits in front of me in italian

pussy-fart by gav March 6, 2003

Poop Fart 

Somebody who buys you something for a birthday or holiday when you tell them you don't want anything and would rather they save their money.

"Hey dude! What do you want for your birthday?"
"Don't be a poop fart, I don't want anything."

Poop Fart by TheREALslimShady4201223 June 24, 2009

geriatric fart

old fart

"he's 92 he's a geriatric fart"

geriatric fart by bumb October 1, 2003

power fart 

When the electricity shuts off for a brief moment that is just long enough to cause inconvenience or interruption.

"I had to retype my e-mail because my PC briefly shut off due to a power fart."

power fart by BA from PA October 5, 2009

Squelch fart 

To fart out semen from the arsehole.

he loves to "Squelch fart" Peters jizz out!.

Squelch fart by m light August 24, 2006