dick sucks 

when something is really good, in comparison to getting head, which is very positive

that macaroni and cheese was dick sucks, go try some.

dick sucks by Dick_Head December 11, 2010

Dick Stroke

When your dick gets so hard that the blood pressure in your cock causes a malfunction resembling a stroke in your brain. EXCEPT IT IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!

Nice looking woman walks in.

Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...

Dick Stroke by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

dick lips 

A person who kissed someone who sucked dick.

Micheal got dick lips now. He kissed Jaden!!!

dick lips by tatiballa November 7, 2016

dick amputation 

Nightmare of every man.
Doctors propose it as the last resort in case of gangrene, or dick cancer.

-Whats with that dickless Jason? He cries like a girl all the time.
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless

dick amputation by dildo777 June 5, 2019

dick weed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Did you see the size of that Dick Weed? Man is this place full of Dick Weed's.

dick weed by G Man 79 January 28, 2007

dick breath 

Dick breath is what lovers get after giving a male oral sex.

Susie totally had dick breath when her and Mike turned up!

dick breath by x_LiL_ViX_x July 28, 2005

dick bump 

When someone does a hit of cocaine off someones penis

Let me do some dick bumps with you boy!

dick bump by Derek Sanders August 29, 2006