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King of the North

A moniker or unofficial nickname given to Andy Burnham, the mayor of Manchester, by some sections of the media and some on the 'soft left' of the Labour party. Some believe this is a titular title, but others just thought he was a tit!
A BBC North West reporter went out on to the streets of Makerfield to garner some views from constituents on the 'King of the North'. The only printable reply was "Scouse git", all other responses mentioned female genitalia!!
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King Trout

King Trout (noun/verb) — A deeply cursed culinary ritual allegedly first documented in the Pepperbox exclusive video Dwight Eisenhower: President, General, Fisher & Chain Smoker (w/ King Trout) on 6/19/26. To “King Trout” is when a group of grown men gather around an innocent fish and commit an act so unspeakable, so legally fragrant, and so spiritually damaging that the FDA, FBI, and local seafood counter all immediately open a joint investigation. The first known practitioner was Conor Troutman in 2026, a 32-year-old high school dropout who, for reasons unknown to God or guidance counselors, continued appearing at high school parties with “the homies” to keep the tradition alive. Today, the phrase is used to describe any situation where male bonding goes too far, dinner gets ruined, and someone’s uncle ends up on a federal watchlist.
"Hey did you go to the party last night after the football game?"

"Dude no, that Conor dude probably was there and compulsively King Trouted in John's kitchen"
King Trout by MasterPlop69 June 21, 2026

King Trout

When a group of dudes cum in a fish
Me and the boys are going fishing maybe we’ll do a King Trout later.
King Trout by Harvestor1 June 25, 2026

King Sliming

When you and someone in a ninja cosplay (preferred real ninja) are fucking and then you cover them in your semen. You then must dawn a crown and then scream, "King Slime has awoken!"
Me and that slippery shinobi were King Sliming yesterday. Hell yeah!
King Sliming by Zenitalia July 26, 2026

nelson king 

lol u might wanna learn how to spell killer ... (right not write) ... before you try to insult somebody!
oo yeh and ur seriously a pussy cuz you cant even put your own name... thats funny!

Spew King 

a person who spews the most, and in the best ways....
"Dude, Moose is definetly the spew king, the other day he spewed sideways, and one time it went over his head."
Spew King by Moose Cianci January 26, 2006

gross king 

One who obtains a huge gross.
"The Juggernaut is the fucking Gross King!!"
gross king by Gross King November 14, 2007