Red, White and Blue Balls 

What chuck norris gets instead of blue balls. This is becuase he the greatest American ever to live.

Look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!

Red, White and Blue Balls by iwwf September 10, 2008

wee little blue men

Little blue people from an unknown land that follow pretty girls around and try to get in their pants. They are tiny, maybe 6 in. tall... so, it would be very easy for one to crawl up someone's pants leg. That's why you must be careful of them and always be on the watch. They like to stalk people and should be avoided at all costs.

Liz: OMG!!! it's the wee little blue men!!!
Maggie: Watch out! It's right behind you!!!
Mary: Don't let it get in your pants!!
Noemi: ahhhh!!!

wee little blue men by Fluffy The Insane Kitten July 26, 2008

code blue 

this is when you go out to eat, usually with friends, and while in the car on the ride back you have to take a shit so bad you can taste it. You yell out "Code Blue!" This lets everyone in the car know that its an emergency and if they don't pull over right away your going to shit your pants.

Oh no! Ive got a Code Blue! Pull the fucking car over befor I shit it full.

code blue by Big City February 6, 2008

Homo-Blue Eyes 

insanely bright eyes...also "serial killer eyes" if you have a relationship with a person who has this physical attribute it is often startling when you gaze over at them in the morning.....

My ex boyfriend, Steven had homo-blue eyes and I would jump fifty feet when he'd stare at me.

Homo-Blue Eyes by Amanda July 2, 2004

Prussian Blue 

a mediocre white nationalist folk band comprised of twin sisters Lamb and Lynx Gaede. They have fucked up beliefs that they were born into due to the teachings of their white nationalist mother who may be the most horrible person since hitler. Their music is not overtly hateful and doesn't sound too bad even though it is passionless, boring, and mediocre.

prussian blue has a belief system I don't agree with but they do have some musical talent.

Prussian Blue by heavy metal machine September 11, 2009

Christmas blue balled

the feeling you get when you don't receive the gift you expected or really wanted

guy 1-hey mark, did you get that ps3 you kept telling your mom to get you?
mark - nope, i got a nintendo wii....
guy 1- ooooo.......you got Christmas blue balled
mark - (throws wii out the window)

Christmas blue balled by mick buchey December 25, 2008

a blue blowhorn 

(noun) a horny person who can't get any

what a blue blowhorn; he's way too horny, which is probably why he never gets any. sad.

a blue blowhorn by chewlo March 14, 2006