The Italian Job 

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.

Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*

The Italian Job by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023

That's My Job 

A job that's mine

Guy 1: I'm gonna take out the trash

Guy 2: THAT'S MY JOB!

Guy 2 then beat Guy 1 to death

That's My Job by Infernfan June 22, 2023

Backroad floor job 

When someone fills the bed of their truck up with trash and other unwanted items, goes to a desolate back road, drops the tail gate and floors the gas pedal driving erratically until the truck bed is free of all trash

I need to clean the back of my truck, I'm going to do a backroad floor job later

Backroad floor job by 23zx June 28, 2023

solar rim job 

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.

Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.

solar rim job by El Conquistador July 2, 2023

Armenian Neck Job 

An act of faking an injury during a car accident in hopes get a insurance check

Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job

Armenian Neck Job by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023

Reaper Rim job 

When a woman grinds up a reaper pepper, then coats her tongue with it and proceeds to give you a rim job.

For our 5th anniversary I gave my husband a reaper rim job.

Reaper Rim job by Warbayne August 9, 2023

right-wing nut job 

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.

*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"

right-wing nut job by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023