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Definitions by SilverCurbsideProphet

Masterbating while mumbling to yourself negative statements about authoritarians.
I just antif'd myself in the shower to how bad of a painter Hitler was.
Antif'd by SilverCurbsideProphet September 20, 2025

Socialist Mob

The branch of the Mafia that follows Communist, Marxist, Calvinist, Maoist, or other types of communal living ideals.
After storming the Winter Palace, the socialist mob rubbed out several royals by dismembering them and distributing the body parts equally among their families.
"Yo, this server is run by gamin'."

2offerthanputin 

The systemic failure of your cellular device's voice-to-text function caused by the operating system's direct disappointment that I've had headaches last longer than the coup d'etat launched by the Wagner Group.
"We have more money 2offerthanputin."
"I don't understand why this voice to text sucks now."

The Italian Job 

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.
Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*
"Yo, this server is run gamin'."
"I'm purchasing this knife for my own stability"