A narcissistic contratrian who hates animals and only doesn't eat meat to feel special and superior to everyone else.
"HEY! HEY, PERSON I DON'T KNOW! Look at me! I'm a vegetarian! I'm important! I'm part of a movement... Or something... Either way, still cooler than you!"
by SilverCurbsideProphet February 16, 2023
by SilverCurbsideProphet April 15, 2023
The branch of the Mafia that follows Communist, Marxist, Calvinist, Maoist, or other types of communal living ideals.
After storming the Winter Palace, the socialist mob rubbed out several royals by dismembering them and distributing the body parts equally among their families.
by SilverCurbsideProphet July 25, 2023
When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.
Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.
Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*
Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*
by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023
The systemic failure of your cellular device's voice-to-text function caused by the operating system's direct disappointment that I've had headaches last longer than the coup d'etat launched by the Wagner Group.
by SilverCurbsideProphet June 25, 2023
by SilverCurbsideProphet June 25, 2023