Merging the words "caffeine" and "penis" - A disorder of male genitalia causing dicks to become aggressive and irritable, with tense muscles, difficulty sleeping, "vomiting", convulsions, and excessive alertness. Similar to symptoms of caffeine over usage in people.
I've banged my way through 3 different bars today, but my dick just won't go to sleep. I have a serious case of caffeinis going on here.
by SilverCurbsideProphet January 26, 2023
When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.
Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.
Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*
Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*
by SilverCurbsideProphet June 18, 2023
A narcissistic contratrian who hates animals and only doesn't eat meat to feel special and superior to everyone else.
"HEY! HEY, PERSON I DON'T KNOW! Look at me! I'm a vegetarian! I'm important! I'm part of a movement... Or something... Either way, still cooler than you!"
by SilverCurbsideProphet February 17, 2023
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The branch of the Mafia that follows Communist, Marxist, Calvinist, Maoist, or other types of communal living ideals.
After storming the Winter Palace, the socialist mob rubbed out several royals by dismembering them and distributing the body parts equally among their families.
by SilverCurbsideProphet July 26, 2023
The systemic failure of your cellular device's voice-to-text function caused by the operating system's direct disappointment that I've had headaches last longer than the coup d'etat launched by the Wagner Group.
by SilverCurbsideProphet June 25, 2023