SilverCurbsideProphet's definitions

Stability

Stabbing ability

"I'm purchasing this knife for my own stability"

by SilverCurbsideProphet April 15, 2023

Vegetarian

A narcissistic contratrian who hates animals and only doesn't eat meat to feel special and superior to everyone else.

"HEY! HEY, PERSON I DON'T KNOW! Look at me! I'm a vegetarian! I'm important! I'm part of a movement... Or something... Either way, still cooler than you!"

by SilverCurbsideProphet February 16, 2023

The Italian Job

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.

Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*

by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023

Socialist Mob

The branch of the Mafia that follows Communist, Marxist, Calvinist, Maoist, or other types of communal living ideals.

After storming the Winter Palace, the socialist mob rubbed out several royals by dismembering them and distributing the body parts equally among their families.

by SilverCurbsideProphet July 25, 2023

Antif'd

Masterbating while mumbling to yourself negative statements about authoritarians.

I just antif'd myself in the shower to how bad of a painter Hitler was.

by SilverCurbsideProphet September 20, 2025

2offerthanputin

The systemic failure of your cellular device's voice-to-text function caused by the operating system's direct disappointment that I've had headaches last longer than the coup d'etat launched by the Wagner Group.

"We have more money 2offerthanputin."
"I don't understand why this voice to text sucks now."

by SilverCurbsideProphet June 25, 2023

German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.

"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.

by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022