by SilverCurbsideProphet June 25, 2023
Merging the words "caffeine" and "penis" - A disorder of male genitalia causing dicks to become aggressive and irritable, with tense muscles, difficulty sleeping, "vomiting", convulsions, and excessive alertness. Similar to symptoms of caffeine over usage in people.
I've banged my way through 3 different bars today, but my dick just won't go to sleep. I have a serious case of caffeinis going on here.
by SilverCurbsideProphet January 26, 2023
When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.
Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.
Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*
Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*
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by SilverCurbsideProphet September 28, 2022
A bizz-nitch.
by SilverCurbsideProphet April 14, 2023