Dick Twins

When you and another guy have the same dick size

Bro 1: hey bro wanna compare dick sizes?
Bro 2: sure bro
Bro 1: bro we're dick twins!
Bro 2: bro!

Dick Twins by BaconMan465 July 12, 2020

Dick n nuts 

A gun with a drum or twin drum clip, the dick is the gun and the nut or nuts is the drum clip

I got the dick n nuts on me quit playin bruh

Dick n nuts by Super soaker muthafucka September 7, 2020

Dick Doctor 

When you're a religious fireman who wants to have please a woman sexually but, you don't know how and you're conflicted cause you're a good "Christian" boy. Emphasis on boy.

A text from a Dick Doctor are confusing as fuck.

Dick Doctor by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 3, 2021

dick mayo 

well i was licking my dick when all of a sudden this white stuff came out i licked it up kinda gross kinda liked it gonna try again

ME: WTF IS THAT! *licks it up* mmmmmmmm *Sayes lustfully* dick mayo

dick mayo by mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmg December 8, 2021

Dick Snot 

A worthless piece of shit individual. Often can't be reliable.

That Bill Navas guy was caught beating off in the boys locker room and stealing wallets. What a fucking dick Snot he is. Can't believe he is a teacher

Dick Snot by Dr Niggèr April 4, 2022

dick eye 

Removing a female's eyeball with your dick, through orbital cavity intercourse.

Holy Shit I accidentally gave my wife dick eye last night while having some hot orbital cavity intercourse!
OR-
I would totally dick eye that bitch!

dick eye by surfti310 August 20, 2008

dick faced loser

see Marco

Marco is a dick faced loser

dick faced loser by hary November 24, 2003