flat cat

A flat or small vagina. Usually used to describe a vaginal area.

“that girl has a flat cat.”

by bossfam April 3, 2019

cat piss chicken

when you played like dog shit egg yesterday and then whipped the other team’s ass at the next game

Ladies, yesterday you played like dog shit egg. Today you better play like cat piss chicken or else get used to hearing “get on the line” at practice

by 6969anonymous April 3, 2019

Cat

A total fatass. Eats all your chicken and dose not give a crap. Will run around screaming at 3 am. Tears up your furniture. Eats your fish or hamsters. Can be cute as a baby but that's pretty much it. They claw you or bite you if you try to snuggle them. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Bob: What a cute cat!

Joe: Yeah but wit until 3 am he's terrible

by TheOddDoggo April 8, 2019

Cat wish

The opposite of a catfish. For example, they look better in person than on instagram or snap

You’re such a cat wish😍

by Wavae April 9, 2019

cat

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.

that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND

by Total Rebel April 12, 2019

dani cat

da best cat aka nigger

niggggggaaaaa he is a dani cat

by aswedrfcvnyf April 14, 2019

curtiss da cat

cat default

(Jimmy) curtiss da cat is a cat..... (Airin) he likes to eat cat food....

by cousinbetty April 15, 2019