Nyan Cat 

A disturbingly enthusiastic and adorable Poptart cat that shoots rainbows out of its ass while continually singing a very obnoxious but addicting song. NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN ALL DAY LONG! Has been know to treat certain types of madness and increase hormonal levels in people under the age of 10.

Ex: www.nyan.cat
"I was able to watch that Nyan Cat video for 5 Hours, and now have a considerable amount of brain damage!"

Nyan Cat by NYANNEONFVR November 14, 2011

Monkey Dog Cat 

A Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat is technically a cat but acts like a dog. But worse than a Dog a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat acts like a Jive Ass Monkey Dog. Noameen? My Moma told me about Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats. So if you don't like it then you can go talk to my Moma. Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats live in the ghetto so don't go looking in the suburbs, cause there ain't no Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats there.

Look up Monkey Dog. Olive is a jive ass monkey dog cat. Olive trys to pretend to be a monkey dog and follows his little monkey dog all arround the neighborhood, But Olive is not a dog in fact Olive is a cat but since he thinks he is a dog and his best friend is a jive ass monkey dog, then Olive is a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat. Make sence?

Monkey Dog Cat by Monkey Dog Daddy (Eddy) February 21, 2009

Scotch-cat 

A term describing the emotional and physical feelings of one after an extreme night of boozing, which can also include unadulterated sex. A feeling of being burnt out. Most commonly used when communicating with parents.

"Yo pops, I am so scotch-cat right now."

Scotch-cat by Christian "Jim Steel" Bedger and Matt "The Cat" Schechter October 1, 2006

Cool cat (koolkat) 

1.complete doucher who thinks he's "cool"

2.trys overly hard to spit game

3.people who don't know him MIGHT like him

4.often looks like a child molester

cool cat (koolkat): "hey guys! whats up?! wanna play some paint ball?"

everyone else: "shut the fuck up. go bang a tree."

Cool cat (koolkat) by mclovinitup April 7, 2009

chester the cat 

Chester an imaginary cat who's name was derived from Alice in wonderlands "chesher cat".

he almost always appears when your stoned or smashed, and is about the size of a fully grown elephant.

he lives in a garage because he is too big to sleep inside. And he appears different to each person.

Omg it's Chester the cat i must be so smashed right now.

chester the cat by till, tam, ash and tash August 9, 2008

Schroedinger's Cat 

famous experiment in quantum physics that helps explain the spiritual truth of the world as living relationship.

This proves that we are all in relaitonshp to one another. The observer, merely by abserving something, INFLUENCES what is observed. The cat is equally alive and dead until someone opens the box and looks inside.

Schroedinger's Cat by Anonymous September 14, 2003

jay cat 

A person who is a copycat or someone who tries to act like another person.

guy 1: did you see that foo cappin on that other dude.

guy 2: yea he deserved it he's a jay cat.

jay cat by Vdizzle November 3, 2006