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The Chicken Tube 

A contraption spotted in the mid 80's in a North Carolina Porn Shop. The jist of the chicken tube is that it is a Piece of PVC about 8 inches long with a cap on the end. You, as the user, are instructed to insert boneless breasts of chicken into it, hold it under warm-hot water for 5-7 minutes, then insert your schlong into it and start goin' to town until you blast your baby batter.
I thought I might take home that tall blonde last night, but had to break out the chicken tube instead.
The Chicken Tube by Mr C. December 11, 2003

magic chicken 

Dave: I always impress the ladies, my cock can do tricks.
Whowar?: You have a magic chicken?
magic chicken by EddyK May 4, 2005

Kunt Fuckin' Chicken 

Slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Peter and Bobby Brady driving down the road in their swingin' conversion van...

PETER: Hey, Bobby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?

BOBBY: How about a Mac-Wendy-King?

PETER: Hit the first burger chain we find? Nah, we do that too much.

BOBBY: Well, how about some Kunt Fuckin' Chicken?

PETER: Yeah! Now that sounds good.

choking the chicken 

when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.
male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken

pimpin chicken 

basically means the same thing as tight. Originated in Green Bay, WI by some bored teens.
Damn, that car is pimpin chicken
pimpin chicken by Paul December 10, 2004

Popcorn Chicken 

What a black man takes to the movie theater, in substitute of popcorn.
Damn nigga, I hate these white people movie theaters not selling some good old fashioned popcorn chicken.
Popcorn Chicken by Axel Grimm July 3, 2011