land-jack 

when corrupt politicians abuse eminent domain powers to seize property for greedy corporate developers

Back in the late 80's George W Bush was part owner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. He used his dads political connections to land-jack several properties and build a new ballpark all at tax-payer expense. Bush made about $15 million dollars in profit from this.

land-jack by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

My Morning Jack-It

Masturbation in the AM. Generally results from morning wood

"I woke up to a nice my morning jack-it"... "you mean like the band?" ... nope

My Morning Jack-It by icechris September 1, 2011

Andy Jack 

Slang for a United States twenty-dollar bill derived from Andrew Jackson being the president portrayed on said bill.

Danny owed Neil an Andy Jack after paying for the wings and beer.

Andy Jack by Thread Wars March 9, 2010

Sleep Jack 

A serious and embarrassing condition, most cases with young men between 13 and 18 years of age, but is still diagnosed on older men. When a male is sleeping, impulses are sent to the brain to begin ejaculating. At first one will not notice that he has the condition but as weeks go on, it will get more and more severe. There is level 1 which is almost never noticed, but one will occasionally experience an odd phenomena known as blue balls. Level 2 at which point you will not wake up with morning wood. And Level 3 where one will wake up without morning wood, and with a white, slimy substances all of the sheets, and or undergarments.
Symptoms include:
- Soar hand, shoulder, and or elbow.
- Pain in the genital area
- No friends at all

Sentence: Hello Doctor, I believe I have a serious case of sleep jack.
Senario: A man wakes up with pain in his testicular area.

Sleep Jack by Mr. Ben L. July 21, 2011

swagger jack 

To steal; to copy; to use as one's own; to imitate

Stop swagger jackin' my nifty ideas!

swagger jack by Harold&Herbert August 7, 2006

Dick Jack 

n., adj.,(Richard John formally) Incessant masturbator, 'net porn addict, dates ONLY girlie magazines or left/right hand, can get erect at the fleeting glimpse of a woman's cleavage in a TV soap ad or speeding by the other way on a six-lane highway.

Is one REALLY necessary? It's probably YOU reading this. Just look in the mirror. Dick Jack.

Dick Jack by Professional Scold June 29, 2008

Surrey Jack 

An Indo canadian person who thinks he’s top shit and tax’s people’s shoes and clothes, Usually they vape, smoke weed, and drink crown royal. They have a turbine haircut, and wear Jordan, Nike, Adidas or Champion. Most live in newton but is now expanding to guildford and white rock. You can find most surrey jacks at GTC or Central. There instagrams usually include “604” in them.

P1: Hey wanna go to GTC

P2: No way the surrey jack is there and he stole my canada goose

Surrey Jack by crack is good November 15, 2019