Cracky Joe 

A tall, likeable neighborhood dweller who must introduce himself to and shake the hand (limply, see dead fish)of everyone he comes in contact with. This person usually sports an afro or a shaved head. Known to have loud conversations with himself while walking down the street.

Dude, Cracky Joe bombarded me with a cold, dead fish handshake again, That guy is awesome!

Cracky Joe by tbags mcgee December 16, 2009

The Joe Labero 

A sexual act, during doggy-style just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates on the partners lower back. Said partner turns around, convinced that the man has ejaculated on her lower back. The man proceeds to spit in the partners face.

It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.

Guy #1: ...so i did the "Reversed David Copperfield".

Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?

Girl: Was it good for you?

The Guy spits in her face.

Guy: It was absolute magic!

The Joe Labero by The illusion of mystery September 20, 2012

flappy joe 

a fat person jumping around

hey! flappy joe come here

flappy joe by cute cuddle June 27, 2016

giant joe 

A giant joe is a large veiny purple penis Which often has STD's or STI's. Often only skanks or sluts will mess with it.

Damn He obviously has a giant joe!

giant joe by The real Don Jim/Llama June 12, 2016

Sloppy Joe

A woman takes a shit on a man's chest. She then rubs it around on his chest using her vagina. (female version of the chili dog)

"Did you hear Trey got a sloppy joe last night?"

Sloppy Joe by crosieraye September 20, 2016

A Joe Nolan 

A non serious relationship with a number of girls who are so much younger than you.

"Shouldnt of got on her last night, i did a Joe Nolan"

A Joe Nolan by Weakbossman January 9, 2017

Sloppy Joe

When you start off with anal and keep going until your penis has feces all over, then switch to vaginal and the ending result looks like sloppy joe meat.

Bro, Dustin and Jennifer made sloppy joe all night last night.
Ewwww

Sloppy Joe by Hi I'm Sully January 27, 2017