Appalachian yard trout

An Appalachian yard trout is a slang term for an earthworm. Coined by Stephen Colbert on his Oct. 13 2009 show.

"Ummmm this Appalachian yard trout is delicious, where did you get it?"

by canadiancolbertfan October 14, 2009

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50 yard cockblock

the act of cockblocking someone from a distance, this could be because you dont want one person to get with another or simply to ruin a party.
It is usually achieved by doing something outrageous or dangerous so you attract everyones attention in a certain area, such as running around naked at a social event.
It is also used by guys to stop their buddy's beer goggles as usually after such an event the effects of alcohol wear off slightly and judgement improves.

Guy 1: sorry for pulling a 50 yard cockblock at that party last night.
Guy 2: dont worry, man. I'm glad you did, the girl i was with was an absolute whale, it got her away from me!

by .brownie April 26, 2011

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1000 yard stare

Staring into nothingness whilst one's mind is occupied or is completely empty.

Did you see Mario, he was doing the 1000 yard stare.

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Yard Sign People

A particular group of people who feel superior to others based on the display of self-righteous, vague, mass produced yard signs that someone made in order to capitalize on after the election of the Bad Orange Man.

Yard Sign People most often reside in elite urban neighborhoods that are most insulted from the real world consequences of their regressive policy.

The Yard Sign People voted against the development of affordable housing in their area again.

by big salty dawg August 23, 2023

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