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Definitions by canadiancolbertfan

Sparkle Fairy 

A new variation of vampires pioneered by the [Twilight franchise. They [bear minimal resemblance to classical vampires and in many ways are more akin to fairies. One such difference is that they “sparkle” in the sun instead of [dying and awesome deaths.
Girl: Oh no! Is that a [vampire coming to kill us!

Guy: No don’t worry it’s just a sparkle fairy.
Sparkle Fairy by canadiancolbertfan November 29, 2009

Appalachian yard trout 

An Appalachian yard trout is a slang term for an earthworm. Coined by Stephen Colbert on his Oct. 13 2009 show.
"Ummmm this Appalachian yard trout is delicious, where did you get it?"