2 definitions by canadiancolbertfan
An Appalachian yard trout is a slang term for an earthworm. Coined by Stephen Colbert on his Oct. 13 2009 show.
by canadiancolbertfan October 14, 2009
A new variation of vampires pioneered by the Twilight franchise. They bear minimal resemblance to classical vampires and in many ways are more akin to fairies. One such difference is that they “sparkle” in the sun instead of dying and awesome deaths.
by canadiancolbertfan November 30, 2009