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white trash teen mom 

Here is a list of requirements to check if your white trash. If you answer yes to more than five you are white trash

Sexually active and trying to get pregnant at the age of 14
Use social media to tell lies
Wear clothes that are to tight for you
Post clevage shot on social Media and ask how pretty her baby is.
Has no education

Has no job
Has no drivers license

Has no friends except for people they have never met but except a friend request on Facebook
Uses the amount of friends they have on Facebook to feel popular
Spends all day on them self instead of raising their baby
Blames everyone for their shitty life
Still lives at home with a baby and spouse and allows parents to support them.
If they have a stripper name like sparkle or Destany
Did you see Destany I think she is a white trash teen mom.

Scene Teen

If your 14 year old daughter comes home from school with a razor comb and box Manic Panic red hair dye, flips you the bird with one hand while piercing her eyebrow with the other, reminds you that all the bands you listened to when you were her age are dead now and smiles like she personally killed them, starts ending all words with -eh (like "kitteh"), trashes all the computers in the house by downloading virus infested shareware programs so she can put some more Boys Like Girls on her ipod, starts dating a guy that's sporting his little sister's jeans and more makeup than Boy George, suddenly tells you she's "bi" and that every girl she knows is "bi" and is "totally stalking" her, starts mixing plaids and florals in ways that make you wonder if you're having an LSD flashback, flat irons her hair so straight that if you smacked her in the head, her hair would shatter like glass, tells you she's "so scene" and then tells you to "go f'ing look it up lolz cuz u so retartuhed" when you ask her what the hell is a "scene"...you've got yourself a Scene Teen.
Someone replaced my beautiful daugher with a cussing, smoking, flat ironing hair wearing, skinny jean buying, monster...she's a scene teen.
Scene Teen by URmommah April 2, 2011

Aqua Teen Hunger Force 

15-minute animated television show produced by Williams Street and aired on Cartoon Network during their late-night Adult Swim block. Generally regarded as the most expert, brilliant exercise in absurdism to grace the network since Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, and a damn completely hilarious show.
"You have deeply offended us and our god, and our god is a god of vengeance and horror!"
"And ACTION!"
"Our god is an Indian who turns into a wolf!"
"... No, that's Wolfen, man."
"Oh... well, the Wolfen will come after you with his razor!"
- Ignignockt and Err, ATHF episode 8: "Revenge of the Mooninites"
Aqua Teen Hunger Force by Danin April 22, 2004

aqua teen hunger force 

an absolutly smashing show on Adult Swim...about 3 (or 4) totally awesome dudes: Meatwad, Frylock, and the fantabulous Master Shake (and Carl) its a show pretty much about these dudes doin nothing and gettin into deep shit...fuckin hillarious!!
cool person: did you watch aqua teen hunger force last night?
not cool person: what is that?

Aqua Teen Hunger Force 

Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF) is HILLARIOUS! If you haven't seen it yet, make a note to watch it. It is genius. I mean, a walking talking human sized milkshake, thats awesome! Also a floating box of fries and an uncooked wad of meat? Its great, one of the greatest things to happen to TV. I think carl is the funniest character on there.
In the words of carl: "Are ya kiddin'? Aqua Teen Hunger Force is Frickin Awesome! Now get the hell off my lawn."
One of the excessive 20-somethings year olds in the porn industry that are somehow considered 'teens' even though they are quite clearly much older than 18/19.
Man looking at porn with other guy 1:
Woah dude, that teen looks like she's taken quite a few cocks!
Guy looking at porn with other man 2:
Nah man, that's no suprise. Y'see she's a 20-teen
20-teen by Mr. Ronnie January 16, 2009