Get a spoon

by way of telling one to chow down on on your own crap/shit. "Eat my shit" in other words, but just as effective.

You think I'm doing that for you... you can get a spoon love.

by djsk September 6, 2007

lax spoon

your lacrosse stick

dude why does Chase always carry around his lax spoon? he isn't even laxing

by laxchick1212 March 6, 2011

spoon shave

Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.

Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.

by SammyPie April 21, 2011

spoon-guistics

The understanding of how a Spoon talks and its usage of words.

Norther Va

Spoon "man i could go for a Flawaffle right about now."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."

by Irenical May 6, 2011

topside spoon

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.

"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"

by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016

Flipping Spoon

The act of switching from the spooning position to a 69 position.

The lovers flipped spoon to get things heated up.

Flipping spoon during the sexy-time to make sweet, sweet love.

by A-Rod-gei November 30, 2019

spoon leg

After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.

You should have given your willy a couple more shakes, for now you have spoon leg.

by Dick McCockinhim December 16, 2019