Get a spoon

by way of telling one to chow down on on your own crap/shit. "Eat my shit" in other words, but just as effective.

You think I'm doing that for you... you can get a spoon love.

by djsk September 6, 2007

lax spoon

your lacrosse stick

dude why does Chase always carry around his lax spoon? he isn't even laxing

by laxchick1212 March 6, 2011

Spoon Recovery

When you're sad, ill, lonely or cold getting into the spooning position with someone will solve everything & make you feel better.

Two people in bed
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.

Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better

by Paula Harris September 11, 2013

dirty spoon

when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food

She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.

by sideburns September 8, 2013

spoon leg

After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.

You should have given your willy a couple more shakes, for now you have spoon leg.

by Dick McCockinhim December 16, 2019

smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.

don't smelt the spoon please

by how did you find this October 20, 2021

topside spoon

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.

"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"

by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016