skeet the heat

Leave the scene without being noticed or harmed

Robbers main goal after robbing a bank is to skeet the heat

by LilNetX November 25, 2018

Skeet Beat

When you cum on a girl's chest and smear it on your hand,then slap her on face

During sex my girlfriend called me by another name so I gave her the Skeet Beat

by Rj Mackers April 28, 2021

Skeetloaf

Also known as Bukkake

"Damn man sorry about your girl the homies had a party and she had Skeetloaf for dinner"

by Psykrates December 19, 2022

Skeeting

The only way to share messages on your Bluesky skyline

"Wow, peter has posted so many skeets"
"I can't believe he reskeeted that"
"If he doesn't stop skeeting no one will like him"

by ptrlrd April 28, 2023

Auric Skeet Syndrome

A particular rare genetic mutation where the sufferer projects golden glitter from the penile glands instead of semen.

"Honey, this is just something you are going to have to get used to. Glitter is a part of my sex life. I suffer from Auric Skeet Syndrome."

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 29, 2017

The skeet god

A person who skeets toward the point where his skeet is now transparent

Oh shit bro ur the skeet god said jackie

by bill cosby number 1 February 2, 2018

uncle skeet

the uncle who just wants to skeet all the way inside your butthole

"uhh my ass, what an uncle skeet"

by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018